two days in a row i've met situations that blew my mind and had my froze on the spot.

yesterday while waiting for the green man to turn up at the t-junction between parkway and marine drive with gu n my folks, it was lights up for cars to move upwards to parkway and a STUPID malay (not bcos they're malay that's why i say stupid yea) couple decided to test fate n RIDE a fuckin bicycle across a starting traffic, thinking they can beat the traffic and cheat death.

well they did cheat death but not without the scare.

WHAM!

and an on-going vehicle slammed right into the rear tyre of the bicycle. thank got it just got started so it wasn't at a max speed but it did manage to twist the bike and slam the couple onto the ground.

everyone who witnessed that scene was frozen on the spot with shock. that includes me and my family.

my mom tot they were gonna die. they would've.. if it hit them directly.

the girl hurt her knee.

today, a near 10 cm long centipede got into my house.

well, to my knowledge, centipedes are poisonous and i definitely would not want it wandering around my house. god knows where it'll go.

can you imagine having it turn up in your room and just wiggle across your body while you sleep or something? it went into my toilet. even worse. imagine u wanna shit.

DAMN!

so me n my mom camped outside the toilet waiting for it to show up.

we're SO NOT GONNA LET IT GO so easily.
it's like a must-deal-with-or-we're-in-deep-shit kinda situation.

once i spotted it going up the back of the toilet door i had mom give it a full dose of sheltox. my mom sprayed at the door like no ends meet.

we tried everything from spraying shiteload of sheltox to slamming the door against the wall for it to drop into sight. it didn't. so we waited.

soon i saw it glide out the toilet n into the kitchen floor.

mom sprayed another full dosage till it finally stayed still and wiggled on the spot, positively intoxicated.

then we waited for damn long till it's dead before disposing of it.

gawd.